A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get the fuck out! We don't serve plants in here."

The mushroom says "Lighten up buddy, I'm a fun guy."

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "Get the fuck out! We don't serve strings in here."

The string leaves, but just can't get over the bigoted bartender. The string stresses out, ties himself up in knots, and pulls on his ends until they come unwoven. Sometime later he marches right back into the bar.

The bartender says "Hey, aren't you that damn string that was in here before?" The string says "No sir, I'm afraid not."

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